why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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