At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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