his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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