: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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