I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Duck Duck Cougar?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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