I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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