I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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