OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
