okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm too high and old for this...
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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