I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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