why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
