is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
