Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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