As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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