Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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