Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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