Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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