I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Randomize
