Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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