big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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