and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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