I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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