I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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