i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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