we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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