we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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