check it out our google latitudes are spooning
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Randomize
