so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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