hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
