I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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