PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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