Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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