also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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