We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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