omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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