I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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