I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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