Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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