I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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