Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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