that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
