hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
