I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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