No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
