just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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