i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
