What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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