Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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