didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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