I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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