think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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